He's Absolutley Correct
In regards to the weather, The Office Guy: "When you're wet, you're wet.
He Stands Up for Women
As a coworker was under a table plugging in wires, That Office Guy told the women sitting at the table, whom were wearing pants, not to...
He Has All the Answers
Coworker: "What's for dinner?" That Office Guy: "You're the cook."
He Has a Good Train of Thought
Coworker: "I have shit to do." That Office Guy: "You're shitting?" That Office Guy: "Shipping?" That Office Guy: "Going to take the Ferry?"
He's Confused
Coworker: "My mailbox just went full." That Office Guy: "You got paper?!"
He's Sympathetic
Two coworkers are discussing the struggle of paying back their student loans. That Office Guy: "Student Loans? Don't your parents love you?"
He's Mildly Inappropriate
A coworker just stood on a table to hang something up. That office guy asked if she was back at the bar.
He's Hungry
Coworker: "...Yeah, but they deserted us." That Office Guy: "Someone's bringing back dessert?"
He's got Jokes
Coworker: "The gold star system is a little questionable around here." Coworker: "I have 4.5 gold stars!" That Office Guy: "Oh, you went...
He's Handy
That Office Guy: "I should have had you go to Home Depot for me." Coworker: "..why?" That Office Guy: "For brass." Coworker: "....for...
